are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
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