Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
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