the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
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Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
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I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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