Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Quick, to the slutcave!
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
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My entire life is one complicated drinking game
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
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You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
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