I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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