just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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