so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
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Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
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I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
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