so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
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You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
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So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
Someone signed my nipple.
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