Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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