is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
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He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
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I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
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