after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I need to keep a secret stash of instant alcoholic margaritas for when i deal with people. For example, right now, im grading, and I just don't fucking care any more. My students should make a thank you card for Jose Cuervo.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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