so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
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No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
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Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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