Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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