Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
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ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
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Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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