why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
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And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
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I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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