Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Michael Bay diarrhea
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
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