so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
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Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
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My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I feel like people expect me to always be a sarcastic, shade throwing drunk. And you know me, I hate to disappoint.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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