I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
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