I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
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