Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
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there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
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There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
Why is there bacon in the couch?
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