so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
I understand Curling. That high.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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