is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
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And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
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But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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