I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
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He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
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If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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