he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Randomize
