I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
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