Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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