Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
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no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
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Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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