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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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