I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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