HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
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Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
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If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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