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Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
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he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
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Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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