Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
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I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
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Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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