The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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