Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
Holy sore nipples Batman
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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