Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
