so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
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