I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
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I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
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I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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