Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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