I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
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right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
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Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
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