I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
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My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
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I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
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