does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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