There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
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I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
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Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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