She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
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i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
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What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
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