I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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