Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
Why are my keys in the refrigerator?
You said "This is gonna really confuse me tomorrow." Apparently drunk you plays pranks on hungover you.
This explains so much.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
no more duck duck goose at the bar
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
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