i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
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