one two three fourrrrnication!
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
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