Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
Randomize
