We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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