whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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