his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
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spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
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She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
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