I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
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so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
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Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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