is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
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so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
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Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
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But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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