i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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