No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
I am naked and annoyed.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
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